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flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:45 -0400

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

mosoli: im still laughing at this

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:29 -0400

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

bongloadsandbroadway: slow motion cats are my favorite

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:16 -0400

bongloadsandbroadway:

slow motion cats are my favorite

sshame: i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:00:05 -0400

sshame:

i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care

pourim: ibock: skittles what the fuck i think they tasted the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:51 -0400

pourim:

ibock:

skittles what the fuck

i think they tasted the wrong rainbow

sparr0-w: -

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:59:15 -0400

sparr0-w:

-

scarymerry: thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend: My AP euro...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:58:44 -0400

scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:57:24 -0400

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

What I think when kids in my class read

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:57:10 -0400

That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA

That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD

Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?

THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!

Can I sleep?

If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?

You can’t pronounce THAT word?

WHAT THE HELL

The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for

My skin’s crawling

Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard

You skipped a line

LOL what was that?

I don’t even.

ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:54:10 -0400

ghosteh13:

voice-of-tartarus:

demeaniac:

what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies?

Woah woah wait

you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most”

that would explain why, because you would actually be inhaling little parts of them over time

Oh my god

thebeatlesordie: sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:45 -0400

thebeatlesordie:

sometimes I make fun of bieber or 1d fans for how ridiculous they look when fangirling/stalking them

but then I remember beatlemania and…

how one time

a girl almost died

because she tried to

mail herself to the beatles in a huge box

beatlemania was and is

seriously

insane

psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:32 -0400

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:09 -0400

ierosway: it’s come to this

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:53:00 -0400

ierosway:

it’s come to this

jasminbowers: This!

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:47 -0400

jasminbowers:

This!

thepensivebrony: “you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you” finally, after years...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:23 -0400

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

urbancatfitters: hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:51:00 -0400

urbancatfitters:

hyperbole is my favorite literary device i use it like 600 times a day

drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:50:45 -0400

drarna:

instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack

setting realistic goals for my future

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:57 -0400

setting realistic goals for my future

scareeps: those booty shorts really bring out your personality

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:49:52 -0400

scareeps:

those booty shorts really bring out your personality